QuantumMAN: What?

I’ve recently come across a very strange site, QuantumMAN, that offers the world’s first downloadable medicine. It’s obviously a scam, but if you like hidden medical humour, take a look at the details.

The entire universe, including the human body and maladies that afflict it, operates according to the principles of quantum physics. Chemical based treatment systems do not operate according to those princicples and, as such, are not compatible with human physiology as evidenced by their inherent toxicity. Therefore a new approach to treating disease or providing mind-expanding pleasure is mandated…enter the Portal Access Key™.

QuantumMAN™’s PAK™ is a radical revolutionary quantum information technology based on the quantum physics’ principles of the counterintuitive phenomena of quantum entanglement and nonlocality.